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Britney Spears wants to have another baby right away in hopes of smoothing over her rocky relationship with Cletus. Based on the fact that that's typically why most girls appearing on Jerry Springer want to have babies, I guess Britney has finally fully embraced her white-trashnitude.

The Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel brings us the story of a man urging people not to fire guns off at midnight on New Years. Oh yeah, he's also a convicted felon with an 11-year-old incarcerated son. 11! And he's wearing a t-shirt with Big Bird carrying a gun.

What goes around comes around...I think...(hat tip to Drudge)

Boots & Sabers talks about "root causes" in the context of the recent mob beating. Hint: it's not horn-honking.

Jenna at Right off the Shore discusses minimum wage and the detrimental effects of increasing it. Watch out, Jenna, Dave Berkman at the Shepherd-Express may accuse you of advocating slavery.