Saturday, January 21, 2006

Plan Zvi from Outer Space

While one camp claims Jewish slaves built the Egyptian pyramids and another asserts they are of extraterrestrial design, neither wishes to accept the truth that it was, in fact, a combination of the two responsible for creating one of the wonders of our world.

In actuality, a small group of Jewish Martians crash landed in the northern Sahara many thousands of years ago. In spite of their technological advancement their small number made them vulnerable to the whims of the ruling ancient Egyptians who forcibly took advantage of their advanced knowledge and skills to build numerous tombs of unheard of proportions.

Aside from the pyramids, we see remnants of these events in every day life. Jews worldwide still 'worship' the Star of David, which was originally the symbol of their Alien Galactic Council. The yarmulke is a symbol representing the original saucer like craft that brought them to Earth in the first place. The long beard worn by orthodox men is reminiscent of the chest-mounted breathing apparatus they wore during deep space travel.

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1 Comments:

At 8:27 AM, January 22, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You said Zvi....

 

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