Things said on St. Pats

Jules: Are we going to stay at the bar once we get there?
Casper: No, we're just going to touch it and head home.

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Kurt: Those guys are Canadians.
Jules: So are they professional or just really funny?

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Q: Are you Irish?
A: No. Just drunk.

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I love St. Patrick's Day. It's that one day of the year where not only is it acceptable to be stumbling drunk down the street at three in the afternoon, it's mandated.

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I lost that damned leprechaun. So now I'm going to the bathroom and making my own pot of gold.