How to build your fan base, lesson #217

The US soldiers were sent to the desert for 122 days and they sat in the same tent and did nothing, except a little too much masturbating.

-Gay cowboy, military sniper and friend to invisible rabbit, Jake Gyllenhaal, commenting on the 1991 Gulf War.

I wonder if he formed that opinion during the war and when he was ten years old, or more recently?