It's all your fault!

If you didn't join in on today's celebration of Day Without Illegals, then you missed out on not only celebrating a potentially new holiday, but on what I feel safe in qualifying as Milwaukee's first Conservatively Drinking.

Which is anything but.

And you missed out on Aaron defending his way of meeting new friends to an astoundingly understanding Kelly.

And you didn't get to meet the graciously gorgeous Phelony Jones.

Most important, you failed to witness Ramon Fabulosa wondering where in the world was Elliot.

So, what I'm trying to say is that it was your loss.

But next time it doesn't have to be.