The Carnival of the Badger by Ramon!

The Casper, he is a little overhung from the right drinking, so he has asked me, Ramon!!!!, to do this thingy for him. Of course it will be fabulous!

Personally, Ramon does not read many of the other blogs. It is a hard thing to do and sometimes it makes his head hurt and confuses him because people are not talking about the things that he likes to hear, such as Bermuda shorts and Charro, and are talking about the things like politics and people who are not Charro!

Por ejemplo! Kevin Barrett? Why is he so crazy? Why do people care? Why does he have such a shiny office?

And Ramon is not the only one who does not care. The Nick, he does not care about things or the people either, unless they are the people he does care about. So there!

But some people care what Ramon thinks, like Frederick. He wants to know what I think about Hillary Clinton. Ramon will tell you what he thinks. He thinks she needs to spend some time shopping with Ramon!

Senor Schroeder, and his blog, he, or they, say that someone is running for something that there is no reason to run for. Ramon knows what he is saying. There is no reason to run. Especially if you do not have the right shoes to do so!

One person who cannot run is Mr. Elliot. But he has good ideas. Like his idea to make prisoners do the things that the illegals do. Mr. Elliot has many good ideas and Ramon is sure a fine head of hair!

Sometimes the people they say things that make the people unhappy with the things that the people say. Aaron has done this. But Aaron has made good. Good Aaron!

Meanwhile, the Patrick talks about the Donovan who talks about the McGee who may or may not be the Jackson! Ramon does not think this is the same Jackson who once invited him to a sleepover, but Ramon has been wrong before!

Very rarely does Ramon listen to the women unless it is regarding a recommendation on hair color. However, he has found that some women, such as the sassy Phelony, have some things to say that make sense. Unfortunately, he was disappointed to discover that she was not speaking of fishnets, but rather safety nets.

Another woman who has something to say, but it is confusing because it has big words that hurt his mouth when he tries to utter them, is Miss Tracy, who is happy that those big words are said on the TV!

And somebody has something very nice to say about how the gas and the electricity peoples make themselves look so good is Dan from Madison. Ramon once knew a Dan from Madison. I wonder if it is him!

So that is what the people have to say. Did Ramon do this right? Of course he did! All Ramon does is right! And fabulous!

One last thing, Ramon would like to wish a happy monumental birthday to someone who is a nice person but probably needs a haircut. So, happy birthday!

I am Ramon!