Keep Your Pants On

A heads-up to our 17 readers:

On Tuesday, July 4th, a major announcement will take place.

Right here.

At Ask Me Later.

If you care anything about the life you lead, your family, your job, taxes, the environment, the war on terror, Iraq, Iran, the color of money, whether or not your trash gets picked up, capri pants, jelly shoes, or dogs wearing clothes, you should stop in.

Stay tuned.