Rocky Eleventy-Seven

One thing you can't see in the picture to the right is Sylvester Stallone's walker, which ended up being cut out during the cropping process. Why, you might ask, would there be a walker in a in a boxing ring? Because Sly, who turned 60 this past July 6th, is bringing the Italian Stallion back to the big screen with a fifth sequel to the Oscar-winning Rocky.

I'm guessing he didn't want to endure too many jokes, because the film is not entitled Rocky VI. Instead, the movie's called Rocky Balboa. That way, I figure, when he does another sequel, it won't be Rocky VII, but rather Rocky Balboa II.

And next summer we'll get to see Rambo IV, where Stallone attempts to recover VA information from a stolen laptop.

You can see the trailer for Rocky Two-Too-Many here.