You gotta know when to quote them...
Fergie showed up on TRL on Monday and had to be stuck up and wear a bra, ruining the only reason I would ever willingly click on a Fergie picture. Man, God
really must hate her. She has a body built for sex, but a head that Jeffrey
Dahmer would've been too grossed out to keep in his house. She may as well be a
minotaur. At least then she'd have horns. Horns are cool.
-Todd, from IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com, about Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas.