Josh Schroeder Hates Me
With only .1% uncertainty, Josh Schroeder predicts he will be making a move to Missouri within the next year.
Now, it just so happens that Josh knows of my distaste for a particular city in that state, and seeing how everything is about me, I can only assume he's doing it to spite me. In fact, I once offered to buy him a fine bourbon, and he turned me down. Not just any old bourbon, but some of the good stuff. And he turned me down!
Using my deductive skills, well-honed from years of reading Encyclopedia Brown, I must come to the conclusion he hates me.
Nevertheless, I'm always looking for the silver lining. It would appear that Josh will have an excellent opportunity to start another chapter of Drinking Right!
Unless, that is, someone in another city would care to beat him to it.
Madison, I'm looking at you.