Stuff

-I highly doubt the series of deaths in La Crosse is the act of a serial killer. However, I'm not entirely willing to rule out the possibility that there might be a serial pusher.

-If you're walking across a street against a light, please try to pick up the pace. It may be illegal to hit a pedestrian, but do you really care to see that law in action?

-Cantankerous recently told me I have a tendency to be attracted to women who aren't very "warm." I'm hoping this never develops into a problem with necrophelia.

-Lately I've been thinking a lot about abortion. Then I get ready to write a huge post about it. Then I stop. Then I get angry. Really, really angry. So I end up just thinking about it again. The worst part is that I hate thinking about abortion just as much as I hate abortion itself.

-I love origin stories, particularly when they're about the villain and you finally discover what made him or her so bad in the first place. I have a strong feeling someone should start taking notes now, because someday, someone is going to want to know what my origin story is.

-Don't look at me that way.