So Wrong

It was announced that Mike Tyson is Heidi Fleiss' newest employee. Apparently "Iron Mike" is going to be a headliner at her new Nevada brothel for women.

Says Fleiss, "I told him, 'You're going to be my big stallion.' It's every man's fear that their girlfriend will go for Mike Tyson."

I have to agree with her there, but with one adjustment. It's every man's fear that their girlfriend will go near Mike Tyson: If history is any indication, he just may beat and/or rape them.