Cop gets off, gets busted, gets off again
An Irvine, CA, cop with a penchant for strippers escaped criminal prosecution after ejaculating* on a stripper whom he had pulled over for a traffic violation.
The stripper worked at a club called Captain Cream.
The former cop, who now works in construction, only ever achieved the rank of Officer Cream.
*I believe that's the first time the word "ejaculation" has appeard on this blog. Odd, considering that at when Ask Me Later first started, I was using it on a near daily basis. Huh...