From the Department of Scientificology

Via Drudge, a report indicating that lesbians are twice as likely to be obese than heterosexual women.

The report also found that lesbians are:

• 4 times as likely to wear fanny packs,
• 22 times as likely to have femullets,
• 900 times as likely to get a job hosting The View

Next week, the same group is slated to release a report that gay men are three times as likely to land the role as interior decorator on home remodeling shows.