From the Department of Scientificology
Via Drudge, a report indicating that lesbians are twice as likely to be obese than heterosexual women.
The report also found that lesbians are:
- 4 times as likely to wear fanny packs,
- 22 times as likely to have femullets,
- 900 times as likely to get a job hosting The View
Next week, the same group is slated to release a report that gay men are three times as likely to land the role as interior decorator on home remodeling shows.