Why I hate people in animal costumes
Over at Pundit Nation they're taking a tongue-in-cheek approach to an Easter Egg hunt held this past weekend at Washington Park. While the event may have gone off with nary a crime worth mentioning (other than, I'm sure, some bigger kids roughing up smaller kids for their eggs), I believe the Mathiases are being a tad too aloof about the entire incident, particularly considering this beast made an appearance.
Just look at that thing! If that isn't pure evil, I don't know what is! Personally, I think this was just a plan by the godless infidels and liberals to scare small children away from the holy holiday of Easter, when Christ rose from the dead and hid eggs all about Jerusalem for the apostles to find and share with his followers.
And if that isn't in the Bible, well, it should be.