Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Reassurance

Someday someone is going to piss on your grave.

Please sleep soundly at night knowing that it will never be me.

Why should that be any consolation? Because after I've been drinking, the alcohol content of my urine tends to be so high that it would soak straight through six feet of dirt and probably eat away at that expensive coffin your family spent all that money on.

And they probably wouldn't be happy.

1 Comments:

At 7:13 PM, May 16, 2007, Blogger Nick said...

That is quite the relief, since I plan on being burried face down so that everyone can kiss my ass when I'm dead!

Having you piss on my ass would be just weird.

 

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