Science never ceases to amaze me
This, readers, is the newly published formula for use in determining the liklihood that one person was attracted to another as the result of "beer goggling."
Far be it from me to use the wonders of science nefariously, but I'm going to.
One, I'll be using it to avoid finding myself waking up with a serious case of coyote arm.
Two, I'll be using it to determine just how many more beers my next target will need.